Post by emotionlessrobot on May 5, 2006 20:49:22 GMT -5
Hey everybuddy!
Today on Cinco de Mayo, we had an away Golf match at a course roughly 45 minutes away. The match went normally and wasn't very interesting (although I got the lowest score on JV!). But the best part was after the match. ^_^
I was in the first group so we finished first. After we finished we were supposed to go to the ninth hole to watch Varsity hole out. On the way there one of the girls (we will call her Jean) said, "Hey. Why is there a guy in that dumpster?" But right when she finished her sentence a racoon popped out. Which was hilarious because the girl which we will call Katie started screaming and jumping up and down. Which was hilarious. Then another girl (who will be known as Becky) pulled out her camera phone and stated chasing after it, while Janitor Bob (according to his nametag) yelled out, "You're going to get rabies! I'm not going to be the one to take you to get your shots!" Which was pretty funny because we didn't even notice him until he said that.
After Becky had chased away the racoon we continued on our way to the ninth hole, and once we arrived we started cracking up. I was laughing so hard I think I peed my pants a little. ^_^ The reason why were laughing was because a girl on the Varsity team (and she will be known as Grace) had a red, lace thong sticking at least 5 inches out of her pants. This is a GIRLS golf match. Who was she trying to impress? Coach Hodge? *snicker snicker*.... *snort* That's a laugh. So Katie, Becky, and I were really trying our hardest to be quiet because everyone was all serious. But we really couldn't help it. It was too funny. Then a girl we shall call Victoria turned around and asked us what we were laughing about. Katie showed her, which resulted in Victoria laughing EXTREMELY loudly. This caused Grace to turn around and snap, "Shut up! What the hell are you laughing about?!" Which only caused us to laugh harder and have to leave to make our way to the bathroom.
After hanging out in the bathroom for awhile (and after all our entertainment was gone (Katie was pulling out all the paper towels and throwing them around)) we headed back to the ninth hole. We were still laughing about Grace's thong when Katie said, "Speaking of nice booties..." When three hot guys stepped out of a car. But when the one she was talking about turned around, we started laughing again which was rude because they were within hearing range. The guy that turned around, that looked really good from the back, had a receding hairline that went past where his ears were. It was great. XD
We then noticed that the Hodges (our coaches) were coming back toward us with the entire Varsity Golf team on the cart. About 8 people in all. Don't even ask me how they fit all those people on there. And they passed us. Not giving us a ride. So we had to walk all the way back to the vans.
Then came the best part of my day.
Let me explain the set up first. We had two vans. The Varsity van with Big Hodge and all the Varsity girls (Grace, Dana, Victoria, Rachel, and Sara H.), and the JV van with little Hodge and all the JV girls (Me, Becky, Katie, Jean, and Leigh). Today was Dana's Birthday so Victoria had made brownies and brought a cake, Katie brought cookies, and I made cookie bars.
We got in the van and started on out way home. Little Hodge turned on a radio station with some extremely femimine song, and started SINGING ALONG. It was hilarious. The whole van started cracking up. Little Hodge's excuse was that we didn't know the story behind it. Yeah, right. He probably does play the harp (sorry, inside joke).
So Becky suggested we put in a CD. Katie was the only one with a CD and it only had two good songs on it. One of them being T Pain's "I'm in Love with a Stripper." So we were blaring it with the windows down. You should've seen Little Hodge's face. It turned BRIGHT red. It was hilarious. XD We made fun of him the entire time.
Anyways we made our way onto M-59 and ended up behind the Varsity van. Dana and Vikki were sitting in the back and started to flick us off and moon us (with their pants on still of course, although Little Hodge would have been thrilled if they did). This caused Little and Big Hodge to start a race. But we were stuck behind some minivan so the Varsity van got pretty far ahead of us. Little Hodge was pretty frustrated about this ao he practically ran the minivan off the road until they switched lanes. The he FLOORED it. I swear we were going 40 over. We caught up to the other van but yet again got stuck behind them again at the red light. So they started giving us obscene hand gestures again.
We then turned onto another road and Big Hodge threw something out of his window at us (we're still not sure what it was). That got Little Hodge started. He yelled back at us, "You guys got anything to throw at them?" We ended up deciding on my cookie bars because they were completely melted (they had like an inch layer of pure chocolate on top) and they would stick the best if they hit the van. At the next red light, Little Hodge started chucking cookie bars at the van. One hit the back window and left a big smear of chocolate. We started moving again and Grace leaned out of the Varsity van's front window and chucked a brownie at our winshield. It completely exploded and startled Little Hodge, who hit the brake (that was some bad whiplash). Good thing there was nobody behind us. So now Little Hodge was going to get his brother good. He grabbed a handful of cookie bars and told Jean to lean out her window and use her softball arm to help bombarde the Varsity Van with cookie bars.
Some of the cookie bars I guess landed on the other van's winshield (we were told after). Big Hodge climbed out of the window and grabbed the cookie bars to have Grace hurl them back at us. (The coaches are so childish...)
Keep in mind while we were doing this Little Hodge was completely focused on getting his brother back. So when the next red light came up Little Hodge didn't slow down as much as he probably should have. Big Hodge saw this and swerved to left over two lanes... and into oncoming traffic.
But he swerved back just in time to avoid being hit by a white Jeep. Now Big Hodge was mad. They didn't stop throwing things at us until the next stop light when he got out of the car and heaved a handful of brownies at our van.
Now Little Hodge was angry. When we pulled into the entrance of the high school, Little Hodge pulled right up to the open window of the Varsity van and chucked a melted cookie bar right at Grace's face. *snicker*
We then pulled up to the high school behind the Varsity van when we got "a little" close and Big Hodge jerked the van forward to avoid being hit.
Next Grace jumped out of the car holding a cookie bar and smeared it all over Little Hodge's face. It was quite funny. This caused Katie to take another cookie bar, run up and smear it all over Victoria's face. The right side of her face was pure chocolate. It went from her forhead and in her hair, to her chin. It was great. Then everyone had a food fight in front of the school.
Afterwords it looked like everyone had just rolled in dog poo. It was great.
Then we all had to go home and take showers.
Today on Cinco de Mayo, we had an away Golf match at a course roughly 45 minutes away. The match went normally and wasn't very interesting (although I got the lowest score on JV!). But the best part was after the match. ^_^
I was in the first group so we finished first. After we finished we were supposed to go to the ninth hole to watch Varsity hole out. On the way there one of the girls (we will call her Jean) said, "Hey. Why is there a guy in that dumpster?" But right when she finished her sentence a racoon popped out. Which was hilarious because the girl which we will call Katie started screaming and jumping up and down. Which was hilarious. Then another girl (who will be known as Becky) pulled out her camera phone and stated chasing after it, while Janitor Bob (according to his nametag) yelled out, "You're going to get rabies! I'm not going to be the one to take you to get your shots!" Which was pretty funny because we didn't even notice him until he said that.
After Becky had chased away the racoon we continued on our way to the ninth hole, and once we arrived we started cracking up. I was laughing so hard I think I peed my pants a little. ^_^ The reason why were laughing was because a girl on the Varsity team (and she will be known as Grace) had a red, lace thong sticking at least 5 inches out of her pants. This is a GIRLS golf match. Who was she trying to impress? Coach Hodge? *snicker snicker*.... *snort* That's a laugh. So Katie, Becky, and I were really trying our hardest to be quiet because everyone was all serious. But we really couldn't help it. It was too funny. Then a girl we shall call Victoria turned around and asked us what we were laughing about. Katie showed her, which resulted in Victoria laughing EXTREMELY loudly. This caused Grace to turn around and snap, "Shut up! What the hell are you laughing about?!" Which only caused us to laugh harder and have to leave to make our way to the bathroom.
After hanging out in the bathroom for awhile (and after all our entertainment was gone (Katie was pulling out all the paper towels and throwing them around)) we headed back to the ninth hole. We were still laughing about Grace's thong when Katie said, "Speaking of nice booties..." When three hot guys stepped out of a car. But when the one she was talking about turned around, we started laughing again which was rude because they were within hearing range. The guy that turned around, that looked really good from the back, had a receding hairline that went past where his ears were. It was great. XD
We then noticed that the Hodges (our coaches) were coming back toward us with the entire Varsity Golf team on the cart. About 8 people in all. Don't even ask me how they fit all those people on there. And they passed us. Not giving us a ride. So we had to walk all the way back to the vans.
Then came the best part of my day.
Let me explain the set up first. We had two vans. The Varsity van with Big Hodge and all the Varsity girls (Grace, Dana, Victoria, Rachel, and Sara H.), and the JV van with little Hodge and all the JV girls (Me, Becky, Katie, Jean, and Leigh). Today was Dana's Birthday so Victoria had made brownies and brought a cake, Katie brought cookies, and I made cookie bars.
We got in the van and started on out way home. Little Hodge turned on a radio station with some extremely femimine song, and started SINGING ALONG. It was hilarious. The whole van started cracking up. Little Hodge's excuse was that we didn't know the story behind it. Yeah, right. He probably does play the harp (sorry, inside joke).
So Becky suggested we put in a CD. Katie was the only one with a CD and it only had two good songs on it. One of them being T Pain's "I'm in Love with a Stripper." So we were blaring it with the windows down. You should've seen Little Hodge's face. It turned BRIGHT red. It was hilarious. XD We made fun of him the entire time.
Anyways we made our way onto M-59 and ended up behind the Varsity van. Dana and Vikki were sitting in the back and started to flick us off and moon us (with their pants on still of course, although Little Hodge would have been thrilled if they did). This caused Little and Big Hodge to start a race. But we were stuck behind some minivan so the Varsity van got pretty far ahead of us. Little Hodge was pretty frustrated about this ao he practically ran the minivan off the road until they switched lanes. The he FLOORED it. I swear we were going 40 over. We caught up to the other van but yet again got stuck behind them again at the red light. So they started giving us obscene hand gestures again.
We then turned onto another road and Big Hodge threw something out of his window at us (we're still not sure what it was). That got Little Hodge started. He yelled back at us, "You guys got anything to throw at them?" We ended up deciding on my cookie bars because they were completely melted (they had like an inch layer of pure chocolate on top) and they would stick the best if they hit the van. At the next red light, Little Hodge started chucking cookie bars at the van. One hit the back window and left a big smear of chocolate. We started moving again and Grace leaned out of the Varsity van's front window and chucked a brownie at our winshield. It completely exploded and startled Little Hodge, who hit the brake (that was some bad whiplash). Good thing there was nobody behind us. So now Little Hodge was going to get his brother good. He grabbed a handful of cookie bars and told Jean to lean out her window and use her softball arm to help bombarde the Varsity Van with cookie bars.
Some of the cookie bars I guess landed on the other van's winshield (we were told after). Big Hodge climbed out of the window and grabbed the cookie bars to have Grace hurl them back at us. (The coaches are so childish...)
Keep in mind while we were doing this Little Hodge was completely focused on getting his brother back. So when the next red light came up Little Hodge didn't slow down as much as he probably should have. Big Hodge saw this and swerved to left over two lanes... and into oncoming traffic.
But he swerved back just in time to avoid being hit by a white Jeep. Now Big Hodge was mad. They didn't stop throwing things at us until the next stop light when he got out of the car and heaved a handful of brownies at our van.
Now Little Hodge was angry. When we pulled into the entrance of the high school, Little Hodge pulled right up to the open window of the Varsity van and chucked a melted cookie bar right at Grace's face. *snicker*
We then pulled up to the high school behind the Varsity van when we got "a little" close and Big Hodge jerked the van forward to avoid being hit.
Next Grace jumped out of the car holding a cookie bar and smeared it all over Little Hodge's face. It was quite funny. This caused Katie to take another cookie bar, run up and smear it all over Victoria's face. The right side of her face was pure chocolate. It went from her forhead and in her hair, to her chin. It was great. Then everyone had a food fight in front of the school.
Afterwords it looked like everyone had just rolled in dog poo. It was great.
Then we all had to go home and take showers.
